The New Blog

The age of chatroulette seems to be over for the most part. Here is my new blog focusing on something far more fantastic than wankers, me. Follow me if you want to remember the good times.

Wank on!

My friend and I came across this guy who showed us and then sucked his own dick, unfortunately i didnt print screen.

Rookie mistake.

My friend and I came across this guy who showed us and then sucked his own dick, unfortunately i didnt print screen.

Rookie mistake.

My flatmate and I were pretty excited to see some penis.

OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS

Since I am clearly failing at running this on my own these days I’ll be opening up the submit feature. So send me wankers, send me anything you have to say about them, make it interesting. GET TO IT

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Anonymous asked: hey i want to show you what i got, but chat roulette has no way to know who is next. how can i chat you up on something else?

Ok.

Here’s the deal.

I’ve got an inbox that is about 64% men offering to wank privately for me. This offer is very generous, I’m glad you’ve got the spirit of chatroulettewankers in you, but I am not going to give out my personal information. That would be extremely stupid of me.

So, here is my advice to all the wankers that want to show off what they’ve got. Go on chatroulette, show it to a stranger like everyone else.

And to the german who sends me a message about every three days. NO!

Much Love, Eliza

Whiskers

Whiskers

There are many things I love about this but it starts out with them doing their thing, I watch, I must know if this is real or not, then the guy looks over his shoulder and spotting a lady on chatroulette ABANDONS his woman to give me a compliment (that alone is absolutely ludicrous). As horrible as that may be, his actions made her into the ever coveted LADY WANKER and I’m sure we can all support that.

There are many things I love about this but it starts out with them doing their thing, I watch, I must know if this is real or not, then the guy looks over his shoulder and spotting a lady on chatroulette ABANDONS his woman to give me a compliment (that alone is absolutely ludicrous). As horrible as that may be, his actions made her into the ever coveted LADY WANKER and I’m sure we can all support that.

Sorry…..

I spent the past week thinking about blogging and reading books instead. I don’t feel terrible about my decisions but I’m back, ready to go. We’ll be celebrating our 100th wanker very soon ladies and gents. Get pumped!

At attention.

At attention.

WALDO WANKS

WALDO WANKS